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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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