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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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