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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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