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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Roxy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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