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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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