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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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