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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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