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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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