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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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