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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ginger eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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