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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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