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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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