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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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