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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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