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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rocky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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