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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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