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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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