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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏
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