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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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