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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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