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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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