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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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