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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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