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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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