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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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