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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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