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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simpkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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