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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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