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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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