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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮
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