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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡
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