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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡
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