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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍
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