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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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