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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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