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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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