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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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