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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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