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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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