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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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