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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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