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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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