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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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