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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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