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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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