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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Millie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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