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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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