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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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