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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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