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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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