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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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