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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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