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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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