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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Trotsky eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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