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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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