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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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