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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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