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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡

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