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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Dixie eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛

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