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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Minnie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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