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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺

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