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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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