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Pet death

My step-auntie Bridget had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Stella eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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